I hate white guys who listen to rap
I hate it when you have to wait ten hours to see a midnight showing of a one and a half-hour movie
I hate it how we park on driveways and drive on parkways
I hate girls who get upset over a broken phone
I hate it when someone who is against hypocrisy says religion is ignorant
I hate boys who refer to women as "bitches"
I hate men who add younger girls on myspace to "befriend" them
I hate it how ice-cream makes you thirsty when it's melted
I hate women who say "men think with their penises"...penises can't think. We think with our brains.
I hate guys who talk "tough" or "gangsta"
I hate statistics that say "1 out of every 100" because there's ultimately 7 billion people who could possibly be in that hundred
I hate girls who take 50 pictures of them making a peace sign
I hate men who go on craigslist to find a hooker
I hate guys who think it's cool to look like a douche
I hate Disney because it's stealing my influence over stupid people
I hate people who post pictures of themselves smoking bongs
I hate people who drive really fast in the slow lanes and then drive slow in the fast lanes
I hate jellyfish when they sting you on your balls and you have to go the whole day resisting the urge to scratch
I hate adults who make a big deal of their kid winning a little league trophy
I hate products that you have to wait 6 weeks for, only to wait another 6 weeks to send it back
I hate girls who say they're ugly when they know every guy wants them
I hate guys who, in response to a "your mom" joke, says "my mom is dead". Why do you have to kill the mood? Ass..
I hate parents who say their kid is special
I hate it how you can't enjoy 52-card pick-up if you live alone
I hate it when someone writes a check in the "10 Items or Less" lane
I hate people who watch you walk across the street as if you're the most interesting thing that's happened to them that day
I hate girls who say "I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND OMG <3333" and they just got together less than a week ago
I hate men who think they're badass for getting a metal band logo tattooed on their arm
I hate cats. Dogs are way better
I hate people who disagree that dogs are better than cats
I hate people who are sponsored to play video games
I hate musicians who think they're original when their music sounds the same as a hundred other bands
I hate guys who think it's an accomplishment to "hit it and quit it"
I hate girls who say "I'm single and lonely
" and reject me
I hate animals that eat my food and don't even critique my cooking
I hate it how all the good TV shows are exactly the same
I hate people who make long lists and expect their friends to read everything
I hate people who don't understand sarcasm
I hate people who don't finish their sent...........
I hate repetition
I hate big gaps when I'm reading
I hate signs that say "World's Best..." because how will I ever be able to argue that it isn't unless I actually travel the world and eat/drink every possible producer's product?
I hate long sentences
I hate essay prompts that say "minimum of 2000 words" when I can get my point across in ten
I hate teenagers who claim to be mature and their best retort is "fuck you"
I hate girls who talk about sex and penises. It's just false advertising.
I hate it how delicious poptarts are cooked, but how disgusting they are uncooked
I hate not being able to write my name in the snow. Sand just isn't the same, and it's generally frowned upon at the beach.
Sincerely,
Josh Frazier
